Pricing

Less than the course you never finished.

You've thrown money at tools and gurus and have nothing to show for it. So here it is in plain numbers — what it costs, and why it's worth more than the $47.

One-time, not a subscription trap Same-day results Your data stays yours

What you actually walk away with

Three plans. Three completely different places to end up.

Free
$0

The smoke alarm.

Free tells you something's burning. You set up your profile, get a weekly Reality Check, and Drag-Bot will talk you off the ledge ten times a day — so you'll feel the chaos clearly, which is already more than you've got now. What it won't tell you is the why: the one thing actually killing your revenue, or what to do about it. The trailer, not the movie.

VIP
$47

The diagnosis — and a 30-day sprint to fix it.

This is where you find out what's actually on fire. The full diagnostic names the one thing f*cking everything up, shows you exactly where you stand, and turns it into a 30-day plan — dashboard and Drag-Bot cranked all the way up while you run it. Your report is yours forever. The live engine is a 30-day sprint by design: long enough to get your sh*t together, short enough that you actually move. After that it tapers back — unless you keep it on.

Backstage
$10/mo

The brain that never turns off.

VIP diagnoses you once. Backstage keeps the whole thing alive: your dashboard never freezes, Drag-Bot goes unlimited, and the part that actually compounds switches on.

Crystal Ball — the reason to stay

The difference between a report and a second brain. Crystal Ball learns your specific chaos over time — realigns your plan every month, maps where your energy actually pays off, and clocks what's coming before it torches you. The diagnostic is a photograph. Crystal Ball is the live feed. For $10 a month, your business gets intelligence that grows with it instead of a plan that goes stale in three weeks.

Compare the tiers

Everything in each plan, side by side.

 
Free$0forever
VIP$47one-time
Backstage$10/mocancel anytime
The basics
Profile + business context
Weekly Reality Check
Drag-Bot access
10 / day
20 / day · 30 days*
Unlimited
The $47 diagnosis — yours to keep
Hot Mess Diagnostic — 17 sections + PDF
✓ forever
Your bottleneck, named
Creator Economy Readiness score
Get Your Sh*t Together Dashboard + 30-day plan
30 days*
Always on
The living brain — only on Backstage
🔮 Crystal Ball intelligence
Monthly diagnostic realignment
Tools & Tech suite access
Dashboard that never freezes
Community + founder priority
*VIP is a 30-day sprint: your diagnostic report is yours forever, but the live dashboard and expanded Drag-Bot run 30 days, then taper to Free. Backstage keeps them on — and turns on Crystal Ball.

What you're really comparing it to

You're already spending the $47. Probably every month.

The 5–7 tool stack you're duct-taping together
$54–100 / mo
The course you bought and didn't finish
~$499 once
A coach who forgets what you said three sessions ago
$200+ / session
A custom build from a developer — what Kristina does for clients
five figures
The Hot Mess Diagnostic — the same diagnosis, made portable
$47 once
Same diagnosis a five-figure engagement delivers. One-time price.

Real humans. Real results.

What people got for it.

I finally understand which part of my business actually builds towards my goals, and which ones were a distraction. It's not what I thought.

Dasha · Videographer & Film Producer

The report told me things about my business I hadn't even considered. I have insights now that I can apply for years to come.

Shamrea · Alternative hair specialist

Drag-Bot told me things my coach danced around for months. In 10 minutes.

Erick · Fashion brand & social media manager

Why it's $47 right now

Early pricing — and we mean it.

$47 is the founder price, set low while we're early. It'll go up as the product grows and the room fills up. There's no fake countdown timer on this page — but the number you see today is the number you lock in if you buy today.

And it's a one-time $47, not a subscription you'll forget to cancel. Your diagnosis and report are yours to keep. Backstage is the only thing that recurs — $10/month, opt-in, cancel whenever you want.

FAQ — Drag-Bot edition

Real questions. Real answers.

Drag-Bot
Online · ready to read you
What do I actually get for $47?
A 17-section roast disguised as a business plan. I map your exact mess, name the one thing choking your revenue, and hand you a 30-day escape route in the order that actually pays. All for less than that course still rotting in your downloads folder. 💅
Is the $47 a subscription I'll forget to cancel?
Nope. One time. No auto-renew lurking in your inbox like a gym membership you signed up for in January. Your diagnosis and report are yours to keep. Backstage is the only thing that ever recurs — opt-in, $10 a month, cancel whenever. Pay once, keep the report.
Why would I pay $10/month for Backstage?
Because the diagnostic is a photograph — and Crystal Ball is the live feed. 🔮 VIP tells you what's on fire today. Backstage keeps your dashboard on, lets me run my mouth unlimited, and turns on Crystal Ball: it learns your specific mess, realigns your plan every month, and clocks what's coming before it torches you. Ten bucks — less than the app you forgot you're paying for. Keep the brain on.
Is this just another AI grift?
Honey, the grift is the one that won't show you the receipts. I read you AND your business AND the messy situationship between them, then point dead at the thing that's on fire. Your data stays yours — never sold, never harvested to fatten somebody else's model. I'm not the polite intern who knows nothing about your business.
How is this different from hiring a coach?
Your coach forgets what you said three sessions ago. I don't. I clock your patterns, catch the exact spot you self-sabotage, and I'm awake at 2am when the “my business is broken” spiral hits. And the intel stays with you — I'm not reselling your mess to the next girl. Go ahead, text your coach at 2am.
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